So Wrong..Queer Amputee Sings Obsessed

Posted in Cool Shit, Crazy Shit, gay, Weird Shit with tags , , , , , , on September 11, 2009 by Bronson

Yeah, this is kinda old and very wrong but I feel so tickled everytime I watch it.  Ive got a few questions here.

1.) what are the 2 nubs sticking out exactaly?  leg leftovers?

2.)how does this fella shit? Im personally requesting you make a video of this.

3.)how much dick do you think this guy gets? gay guys are kinda freaky….

4.) does anyone know anymore information about this guy?  I want to know more about him.

5. Guys, if nobody would ever find out would you let him suck your cock?

Cannibal Sharks Devour Siblings Inside Mother’s Womb

Posted in Cool Shit, Crazy Shit, Did Ya Know?, Knowledge on September 11, 2009 by Bronson

Yeah, you read the headline correct.  Check out this video of a sand shark fetus having an embryo-feast of its younger siblings while its still inside the womb. Predators before birth.  Hmmm, it seems wrong to call it a fetus but technically it is lol.  Enjoy.

Hot Semen Facial Gone Wrong! Major Fail!!!!

Posted in Crazy Shit, Here Ye, Knowledge, Oh helll no! with tags , , , , , , , , , , on September 11, 2009 by Bronson

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Ladies, ladies, ladies…  When will you learn that taking XXX photos of yourselves will usually come back to bite you in the ass?  This lady was probably in love at the time and relished the sweet moments bathing her face in her beloved’s man-juice.  Today, she probably isnt so happy because her sweet lil photos got into the wrong hands.  Oh well, someones gotta be the example for the rest of you.  Do not take pictures you wouldnt be proud of your grandmother seeing.  And if you do, here a a few tips to keep your nasty little secrets safe.

1.) You must always maintain possession of the XXX material.  Lock it up, keep it tucked away, keep your hiding places secret.  When someone wants to get even with you, your photos will be the first thing to come to mind to humiliate and embarrass you.

2.) Ladies,  you are taking these photos for or with a partner so make sure you get plenty of filthy shots of him too.  This way you can even the playing field if he ever starts feeling froggy.  Remind him of the picture you took while you were finger banging his butt hole with your spit.

3.) If you participate in sexting, make sure you and all your partners keep a password lock on the phone at all times.  Anything can happen and you dont want your risque photos falling into the wrong hands.   True story- A guy I sent naughty pictures to had his phone stolen and the theif actually contacted me because he liked my pictures.  Needless to say, he felt like the biggest fool on earth when I told him that he just admitted to stealing someones property, contacted me with his name, photos and phone number and I would be going to the police with his information if he did not return the phone immediately.  Ha ha ha, sit on my finger you idiot!

4.) Always plan for the worst but hope for the best.  If you sense that things are beginning to fall apart with that special someone and you can see the desire for revenge in their eyes you must make sure you maintain the upper hand until the end.  Here are a few things that will put fear in the heart of anyone trying to ruin you, particurlarly a lover you live with.

a.) Take important documents and information like passports, credit cards, bank numbers, social security numbers (im not saying you should actually do anything with them).  Having this information will practically ensure the upper hand especially if he thinks you are nuts.

b.) Threaten to fuck with his credit or sell his identity to illegal Mexicans or Russian mafia.  Remember, this is just a mind game, doing these things can land you in jail and that isn’t where you want to be!

c.) Remind him often of what will happen IF he chooses to cross the line.

I’m not gonna act like these are the right or moral things to do, but they’ve never failed me once!

If you want to send a big fuck you to someone who did you wrong, send their pics to cockandgossip@gmail.com.

Rate Genitalia-Get Revenge-Embrace Your Inner Exhibitionist

Posted in Call To Action, Here Ye, Uncategorized with tags , , , , , , on September 10, 2009 by Bronson

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Good Morning Readers,

Id really like to beef up the meat display on the blog and I need your help.  You dont need to reveal your personal information unless you want to of course.  But I am asking for people to send me their cock shots, nude photos, EX lover photos, revenge photos or anything you personally find interesting, bizarre or share worthy to be featured on the blog.  Please help me out and send all submissions to CockAndGossip@gmail.com.

Thanks!

Cock & Gossip

THE CRUSHER, Machinery at its finest.

Posted in Cool Shit, Crazy Shit, Weird Shit with tags , on September 9, 2009 by Bronson

I’m not really sure what to say about this machine except that after watching it in action, something inside me had changed.

You Must Check Out Hoarders!

Posted in Did Ya Know?, gossip, Knowledge, News, Oh helll no!, Who Woulda Thought! with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on September 9, 2009 by Bronson

I happened to stumble across this A&E series yesterday and it is one of the most bizarre things I have ever watched on television.  The show features individuals who are obviously mentally ill and their sickness is characterized by compulsive hording of garbage, animals, bottles, rotten food ect.  There is one woman who had 70+ cats found in her home and about half of them were dead.  She had estimated that she had about 25 cats!  There’s another woman who hordes rotten food throughout her house.  She had a rotten pumpkin, which caused the room to be filled with flies, amongst the space that she “lives” in.  I almost puked when she and her son started talking about what a great cook she was…  How can you be a great cook when your kitchen is filthy and you are likely to whip up rotten food for yourself and your guests? Another disturbing thing was the young gay man’s boyfriend…  WHO in their right mind would come on TV and actually admit that they were dating someone who lived in conditions worse than most animals?  But this guy did.  I think his issues are far greater than those of his hording lover.  Anyway, you must check it out to see what happens to these sick individuals without intervention.  http://www.aetv.com/hoarders/video/index.jsp?bcpid=30187991001&bclid=36920602001&bctid=37178933001

More Wives Burning Man Cock!

Posted in Did Ya Know?, News, Oh helll no! with tags , , , on August 31, 2009 by Bronson

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Rajini Narayan appeared briefly in the Adelaide Magistrates Court today, charged with the murder of her husband.

The mother of three allegedly set fire to the man meat aka COCK  of her husband, Satish Narayan, in December last year.

Mr Narayan suffered major burns in the blaze and died several weeks later as a result of her vicious actions.

The fire also gutted the family’s suburban Unley home leaving a damage bill of $1 million.

A previous court hearing in January heard Ms Narayan had told neighbours: “I’m a jealous wife, his penis should belong to me, I just wanted to burn his penis so it belongs to me and no one else … I didn’t mean this to happen.”

The case against Ms Narayan, 44, was adjourned until October 30, when she will answer charges of murder, arson and endangering life.

Guys, you better watch out for those jealous lovers because they can take your dick AND your life.  SMH.. I guess she didnt think about the fact that he needs a cock to fuck her pussy! Or maybe he wasnt putting out anyway.  Either way a burnt cock is sad news.  RIP fella and lil fella.  :-(

13.5 Inches of Hard Man Cock!

Posted in cock, Did Ya Know?, gay, gossip, Huuuung, News, penis with tags , , , , , , , , , , , on August 25, 2009 by Bronson

Let’s face it already.  Penis size matters to both men and women.  Women want to experience the biggest cocks out there and men want to have them.   Its no wonder why you cant check your email or watch television without seeing these advertisements for male enhancement.  Big dicks are in, have always been in and I dont expect that to change anytime soon!  Women complain about the media pushing stick thin, unhealthy body images on them but we never think about how societys size obsession affects men. (Well discuss that another day!)

But here is a hung motherfucker who doesn’t ever have to worry about how his dick measures up because he is the verified and official title holder of “The worlds biggest penis”.

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So, who is this rediculously well hung guy? A 2006 UK Channel 4 documentary called ‘The World’s Biggest Penis’ solved the mystery.  His name is Jonah Cardeli Falcon (born July 29, 1970) and he is a native New Yorker born in Brooklyn.   His dick  is 9.5 inches long when soft and 13.5 inches while standing at attention.  To put this into perspective, his soft dick is bigger than most men when erect.  Jonah’s dick is bigger than a can of pringles by 1.5 inches.  Im not 100% sure about this next statement, but the average vagina is about 6 inches in length.  Jonah is packing some serious fucking meat!

But the huge penis is not a blessing to Falcon.   He says it condemns him to a life of  loneliness.   He lives with his mom and his enormous penis, without a girlfriend for 12 whole years.

“When I meet people they find it hard to look me in the eye, they just see what’s in my trousers. It’s become a real problem. When I was younger I went out in tight pants and would sleep with a different person every night, but I became burned out and disillusioned. My last relationship ended in 1996. Now I just want to find a steady girlfriend who doesn’t think I’m a freak show”, Jonah told “The Sun” two years ago.

Oh and for the record, Jonah lables himself as a bisexual.  That usually means bi-bi girls!!!  Anyway, we wish Mr Falcon the best of luck in finding love and a man/woman who has a booty hole/pussy that can take 13.5 inches of thick cock without ripping. hahahahah!

Thoughts???

Cock + Fire = Very Unhappy Man

Posted in cock, News, penis with tags , , , , , , on August 24, 2009 by Bronson

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Better think twice about harassing the local Greek women when you are drunk because they will strike back with fire and fury!  When 20 year old Stuart Feltham tried to assault a 26 year old local girl on the Greek island of Crete, she first politely asked him to stop.
Like most people, she was not impressed by a drunk British tourist dropping his pants and waving his genitals around.

Her requests went unanswered, so she poured a glass of Sambuca on him. Even that wasn’t enough for this guy to get the message, and when he continued harassing her, she set fire to the alcohol (and his genitals) – causing severe second degree burns.

The Perv was rushed to a private clinic where he is being treated. Lucky for this retard,  he was smart enough to pay for travel insurance, and his policy had no exclusions for burned penis.

Reveling tourists are such an annoyance to local residents of Crete, that Miss Fanouraki is being called a hero. She’s claiming self defense and the local magistrate has already hinted that they’ll most likely accept that, and let her off easy.

Lesson learned today: no means no, and when someone pours flammable liquid on your private parts, run to the bathroom for water.

Source: www.Gadling.com

What’s The Inside of Your Pussy REALLY Like?

Posted in Did Ya Know?, Knowledge, Sexual Science, Who Woulda Thought! with tags , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , , on August 19, 2009 by Bronson

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I want to take this opportunity to drop a little knowledge on all you readers out there. This blog is here to discuss cock and gossip of course, but I also want to use this as a vehicle to promote sexual intelligence. I have no doubt that 99% of men have absolutely no idea what the inside of a woman’s vagina looks like. In fact, I don’t think most women even know, so Cock & Gossip is going to take you through the happenings of a woman’s pussy throughout the monthly cycle. You have been warned, you may never think of a pussy the same way again…  See the world of vagina the same way A cock does! Please leave some feedback and let me know what you think, if you have more questions and if you learned something new :-)     Please note that this is the healthy anatomy of a 25 year old female…  This is where you need to look to see warts and other types of growths.  So fells, just because she looks good doesn’t mean shes clean- YOU GOT TO SEE WHATS IN HER INSIDES! lol Enjoy!

more about “What’s The Inside of Your Pussy REALL…“, posted with vodpod
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