
Ladies, ladies, ladies… When will you learn that taking XXX photos of yourselves will usually come back to bite you in the ass? This lady was probably in love at the time and relished the sweet moments bathing her face in her beloved’s man-juice. Today, she probably isnt so happy because her sweet lil photos got into the wrong hands. Oh well, someones gotta be the example for the rest of you. Do not take pictures you wouldnt be proud of your grandmother seeing. And if you do, here a a few tips to keep your nasty little secrets safe.
1.) You must always maintain possession of the XXX material. Lock it up, keep it tucked away, keep your hiding places secret. When someone wants to get even with you, your photos will be the first thing to come to mind to humiliate and embarrass you.
2.) Ladies, you are taking these photos for or with a partner so make sure you get plenty of filthy shots of him too. This way you can even the playing field if he ever starts feeling froggy. Remind him of the picture you took while you were finger banging his butt hole with your spit.
3.) If you participate in sexting, make sure you and all your partners keep a password lock on the phone at all times. Anything can happen and you dont want your risque photos falling into the wrong hands. True story- A guy I sent naughty pictures to had his phone stolen and the theif actually contacted me because he liked my pictures. Needless to say, he felt like the biggest fool on earth when I told him that he just admitted to stealing someones property, contacted me with his name, photos and phone number and I would be going to the police with his information if he did not return the phone immediately. Ha ha ha, sit on my finger you idiot!
4.) Always plan for the worst but hope for the best. If you sense that things are beginning to fall apart with that special someone and you can see the desire for revenge in their eyes you must make sure you maintain the upper hand until the end. Here are a few things that will put fear in the heart of anyone trying to ruin you, particurlarly a lover you live with.
a.) Take important documents and information like passports, credit cards, bank numbers, social security numbers (im not saying you should actually do anything with them). Having this information will practically ensure the upper hand especially if he thinks you are nuts.
b.) Threaten to fuck with his credit or sell his identity to illegal Mexicans or Russian mafia. Remember, this is just a mind game, doing these things can land you in jail and that isn’t where you want to be!
c.) Remind him often of what will happen IF he chooses to cross the line.
I’m not gonna act like these are the right or moral things to do, but they’ve never failed me once!
If you want to send a big fuck you to someone who did you wrong, send their pics to cockandgossip@gmail.com.